brittanagraduates:

#ellen the vagina whisperer

andrewgarfielddaily:

What’s the thing that you like most in Rome? The monument that you liked?

Yes Andrew, but the food isn’t a monument!

frozen-in-these-dreams:

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“Be silent in a group of people
See what they reveal to you.”

– Yoko Ono (via 3713)

chronic-genderbender:

jaredsadalecki:

breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a fiction of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama

Breaking News: Mitt Romney campaigned against an imaginary man and still lost the presidency.

dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins